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🇲🇽 Dirty Mexican Word of the Day Jokes
- “Chicken” – My girlfriend caught me cheating, and now she says she’s gonna chicken my phone every day.
- “Herpes” – I tried to kiss her, but she say herpes are off-limits.
- “Cheated” – I told my wife I only cheated once… but it was with her sister.
- “Mature” – I told her I’m mature now, but she still won’t answer my texts.
- “Fast” – She said I finish too fast, but I told her I’m just efficient.
- “Spicy” – My date said things got too spicy, but I only took off my shirt!
- “Behind” – She left me behind, but at least I got a good view.
- “Tequila” – Tequila made me do it… and her too.
- “Wetback” – I went swimming and now I got a wet back and a sunburn.
- “Humpday” – Every Wednesday, I remind her it’s Humpday.
- “Taco” – I told her to come over and let me see her taco.
- “Nacho” – She said I’m nacho man anymore.
- “Donkey” – I brought the donkey to the party… it was wild.
- “Chorizo” – She said she was impressed by my chorizo!
- “Bus” – I told her to stop being dramatic and just ride the bus home.
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of the Day Jokes One-Liners
- “Briefs” – I told her to keep it briefs, but she kept talking.
- “Wheelchair” – Wheelchair the tacos, but only if you pay!
- “Waterfall” – My burrito was so big, it made my waterfall!
- “Cheese” – I asked her to smile and say cheese, she showed me her dentures.
- “Bishop” – I told her not to bishop me around!
- “Jalapeño” – That girl so hot, she got my jalapeño sweating.
- “Juarez” – I met a girl from Juarez… now I need a new wallet.
- “Boomer” – My uncle is such a boomer, he thinks WhatsApp is a sandwich.
- “Tamale” – It’s too hot tamale, so I’ll just stay inside.
- “Chalupa” – I asked for a kiss and got a slap chalupa!
- “Arriba” – I saw the ceiling fan and yelled, “Let’s get this party arriba!”
- “Fajita” – I called her a fajita, now she won’t talk to me.
- “Corona” – She drank too much Corona and danced on the table.
- “Salsa” – Things got hot after she spilled her salsa on me.
- “Chico” – She said I’m a chico, but I got big plans.
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of the Day Jokes for Adults
- “Tortilla” – I told her my love is like a tortilla—warm and ready to wrap around you.
- “Refried” – I refried to call her again after that date disaster.
- “Latina” – That Latina stole my heart… and my Netflix password.
- “Gracias” – I told her gracias… then she charged me $50 for gas money.
- “Adiós” – She said adiós after she saw my salsa dancing.
- “Picante” – She told me I was too picante for her mom.
- “Spanglish” – I told her I speak Spanglish… she said I barely speak English.
- “Jefa” – My jefa caught me napping—now I’m on break forever.
- “Taco Bell” – I took her to Taco Bell, now she won’t stop texting me.
- “Carne” – She asked for carne asada, I brought chicken… now we’re done.
- “Queso” – She smiled and I said, “That’s my kind of queso!“
- “Carnitas” – I dropped my carnitas taco and almost cried.
- “Flan” – I had a great flan for us… but she ghosted me.
- “Guacamole” – She made my heart melt like guacamole in the sun.
- “Chile” – I told her my chile is spicy, she said prove it.
💩 Mexican Word of the Day: Poop
- “Bathroom” – I ran to the bathroom ‘cause I couldn’t hold it no more.
- “Toilet” – She said I talk so much crap, I should live in a toilet.
- “Flush” – I always flush before the smell spreads.
- “Plumber” – I clogged it so bad, I had to call the plumber.
- “Wipe” – I ran outta paper and had to wipe with my sock.
- “Number Two” – Don’t talk to me before I do my number two.
- “Diarrhea” – That taco gave me diarrhea and regrets.
- “Porcelain” – I was stuck on the porcelain throne for an hour.
- “Bathroom Break” – That burrito hit mid-meeting—had to take a bathroom break!
- “Clogged” – My problems are clogged… just like my toilet.
- “Smell” – Don’t blame me for the smell, blame the enchiladas!
- “Septic” – My stomach’s like a septic tank after Taco Tuesday.
- “Dump” – I took a dump so big, it echoed.
- “Brownout” – It wasn’t a blackout… it was a brownout.
- “Flush Twice” – That one needed a flush twice kinda effort.
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of the Day Jokes Clean
- “Nachos” – These nachos are mine, get your own!
- “Burrito” – I wrapped up like a burrito—it’s cold out!
- “Siesta” – After lunch, I need a siesta.
- “Churro” – You’re sweet like a churro!
- “Tortilla” – My abuela flips the best tortillas!
- “Sombrero” – I wear my sombrero in the sun and shade.
- “Frijoles” – I got a can of frijoles and a dream.
- “Fiesta” – It’s not just a party—it’s a fiesta!
- “Lucha” – Life’s a lucha, but I keep fighting.
- “Mariachi” – A mariachi band showed up, now it’s a real celebration!
- “Cactus” – Life’s tough, but I bloom like a cactus.
- “Salsa” – That dance move? Pure salsa!
- “Tamale” – You’re hotter than a tamale!
- “Limonada” – When life gives you lemons, make limonada.
- “Zapatos” – New zapatos, who dis?
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of the Day Thanksgiving
- “Gravy” – She said if I bring gravy, she’ll save me a seat.
- “Turkey” – I called in sick ‘cause I ate too much turkey.
- “Stuffing” – I ate so much stuffing, now I need a nap.
- “Cranberry” – I spilled cranberry sauce on my good shirt!
- “Pilgrim” – My tío showed up dressed like a pilgrim.
- “Gracias” – We gave thanks and said gracias!
- “Pan” – My abuelita cooked everything in one pan.
- “Pie” – I didn’t come for dinner—I came for pie.
- “Feast” – That feast knocked me into a food coma.
- “Leftovers” – Best part of Thanksgiving? The leftovers.
- “Corn” – I told her I was corn-y… she agreed.
- “Black Friday” – We fought over a TV on Black Friday.
- “Pumpkin” – She called me her pumpkin, I blushed.
- “Rolls” – I ate all the rolls, now grandma’s mad.
- “Family” – Nothing like family and food to make it a great day!
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of the Day Juicy
- “Juicy” – My gossip is more juicy than the mango.
- “Melón” – I said I liked her melón perfume, but she took it the wrong way.
- “Piña” – That piña colada hit hard!
- “Drip” – My style got that drip—literally, I spilled salsa.
- “Flavor” – She said I’m full of flavor… like mole.
- “Squeeze” – I asked for a hug and got a squeeze with it.
- “Pulp” – She said she likes her men with pulp!
- “Wet” – That burrito was so wet, I needed a towel.
- “Sticky” – That sticky salsa got everywhere!
- “Sauce” – I got the sauce, and the moves.
- “Lick” – I told her I’d lick the spoon… and the plate.
- “Juiced” – I got juiced up on horchata.
- “Squirt” – The taco squirted hot sauce all over me.
- “Soggy” – My tostada got soggy, still tasted bomb.
- “Bite” – One bite and I knew she was the one.
🇲🇽 Mexican Word of The Day Guy
- “Machismo” – That guy always talks tough, but cries at novelas.
- “Carnal” – My guy said he’d help—then took a nap.
- “Vato” – This vato showed up with one shoe and a churro.
- “Compadre” – My guy brought soda to a BYOB party.
- “Novio” – Her novio never pays but always eats first.
- “Amigo” – That amigo owes me tacos and time.
- “Jefe” – My guy thinks he’s the jefe, but can’t even grill.
- “Cholo” – This cholo brought glitter to the barbecue.
- “Caballero” – He calls himself a caballero, but forgets anniversaries.
- “Bato Loco” – That bato loco thought the salsa was soup.
- “Señor” – My señor gets lost going to the kitchen.
- “Pelon” – He’s pelon now, but says it’s “by choice.”
- “Güey” – That güey stole my pan dulce.
- “Playero” – He calls himself a playero, but can’t swim.
- “Guapo” – My guy says he’s guapo… only in low light.
🌶️ Mexican Word of the Day: Everyday Funny Puns
- Cheese – Juan makes me mad, but cheese my best friend.
- Nacho – That’s nacho problem, ese.
- Briefs – I had tacos for lunch and now my briefs are tight.
- Juice – I saw you dancing with her. Juice got some nerve, man!
- Bishop – My tío hurt his back. Now he walks with a bishop.
- Tissue – I told you not to cry, now you need tissue self.
- Wheelchair – I only date girls who wheelchair beauty like you.
- Chicken – My girlfriend broke up with me, chicken go now.
- Mustache – I mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later.
- Budweiser – Budweiser girlfriend texting other guys?
- July – You told me you loved me… July to me!
- Water – I wanted tacos, but my mom made water burger.
- Carpet – I was hungry, so I carpet to the kitchen.
- Ice Cream – When I stubbed my toe, ice cream so loud!
- Yolk – I told my abuela a joke and she said it was egg-cellent yolk.
😂 Mexican Word of the Day for Adults
- Herpes – Juan gave Maria flowers, now she herpes with happiness.
- Tortilla – I don’t got much, but tortilla I love you is enough.
- Margarita – I wanted to stop drinking, but Margarita said no.
- Deposit – Maria’s mad because I didn’t deposit my check yet.
- Barbecue – I saw her kiss him. Barbecue serious?
- Hurricane – My cousin got married, hurricane home late every night now.
- Tijuana – I asked my girl if Tijuana go out tonight.
- Alcohol – I asked my boss for a raise. He said alcohol you later.
- Jalapeño – Don’t be jalapeño business!
- Tamale – She’s too hot tamale to handle.
- Salsa – I don’t dance, but she salsa beautiful I tried.
- Tapatío – I like my jokes hot like Tapatío.
- Lettuce – Lettuce taco ‘bout how good these jokes are.
- Pepper – Stop flirting, or my girl’s gonna pepper spray you.
- Cilantro – My ex is so bitter, cilantro talk to her again.
😄 Mexican Word of the Day: One-Liner Jokes
- Juarez – Juarez the remote? I can’t find it.
- Burro – He tried to outrun me. What a burro move.
- Tamales – My mom makes the best tamales—no mas competition!
- Amigo – I only trust my best amigo with my secrets.
- Taco – Taco ‘bout funny—I got jokes for days!
- Poncho – It was raining, so I threw on my poncho and attitude.
- Corona – I love beach days with a Corona in hand.
- Nino – That nino broke my piñata, but I forgive him.
- Fiesta – My life is a nonstop fiesta when I’m with you.
- Carnitas – I love you more than carnitas. That’s real.
- Banda – I heard the Banda song and couldn’t stop dancing.
- Chile – She dumped me, now my heart’s en-chile-d.
- Guacamole – Guacamole is extra, but so am I.
- Tamarindo – Tamarindo candies hit different when you’re in love.
- Queso – In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome.
🔥 Spicy & Slightly Saucy Mexican Word of the Day Jokes
- Cactus – My ex called again. She cactus off guard.
- Elote – I flirted too much. Now elote me go.
- Burrito – My date ghosted me. Burrito surprised!
- Ranchero – My boss asked me to stay late. Ranchero crazy?
- Mole – She said my joke wasn’t funny. Mole you too!
- Menudo – Hungover and hungry? Menudo is calling.
- Piñata – I hit the piñata and my feelings fell out.
- Salsa – You got me hot, like habanero salsa!
- Churro – I told her I love her. She said churro sweet.
- Tostada – My car broke down and tostada fix it.
- Loco – I’m loco for these jokes, man.
- Gordita – I call my girl Gordita cause she’s full of love.
- Frijole – I’m nothing without you. You complete my frijole.
- Carne – All you need is carne… and maybe a hug.
- Pozole – It’s cold outside, but this pozole warms the heart.
🧒 Clean Mexican Word of the Day for Kids
- Hola – I said hola to everyone at school today.
- Fiesta – We had a fiesta in class with cupcakes!
- Amigo – My new amigo is super nice.
- Taco – I can eat three tacos in one sitting!
- Salsa – My mom says I dance like salsa music.
- Churro – I got a churro at recess today!
- Nino – That nino helped me with my homework.
- Poncho – I wore my poncho when it rained.
- Burro – I saw a burro on our trip to the farm.
- Elote – Elote is my favorite snack!
- Chile – I tried chile but it was too spicy!
- Tamale – Abuela makes the best tamales.
- Piñata – I got the most candy from the piñata!
- Queso – Queso makes everything better.
- Jarrito – I drank soda from a Jarrito bottle!
🎉 Funny Mexican Word of the Day for Social Media Captions
- Lettuce – Lettuce take a selfie real quick.
- Taco – Taco ‘bout a great day!
- Guac – Just here for the guac and good vibes.
- Salsa – Salsa dancing through life one step at a time.
- Spice – Spice things up with a smile today.
- Picante – Stay picante and unbothered.
- Extra – Guac’s extra, and so am I.
- Mole – Caught in a mole-d of good vibes.
- Craving – Craving more than just tacos.
- Snack – Feeling like a full meal, not just a snack.
- Tortilla – Wrapped up in joy like a tortilla hug.
- Lime – When life gives you lime, find tequila.
- Saucy – Saucy mood. Salsa-ready.
- Fresh – Lookin’ fresh like pico de gallo.
- Bueno – Everything’s bueno when there’s food and friends.
💕 Flirty Mexican Word of the Day Jokes
- Churro – You’re churro beautiful.
- Amor – You’re mi amor and more.
- Taco – Taco ’bout love at first bite.
- Queso – Queso you didn’t know, I like you.
- Tequila – You make me feel tipsy, no tequila needed.
- Guacamole – If you were guacamole, I’d never say no.
- Flan – You got me flan for you.
- Tamale – You’re too hot tamale to ignore.
- Salsa – Salsa with me, baby. Let’s dance through life.
- Spicy – Are you jalapeño? ‘Cause you’re spicy!
- Carnitas – You carnitas been the one.
- Burrito – Burrito my heart, por favor.
- Pozole – Pozole you love me back?
- Nacho – You’re nacho average crush.
- Pico – Pico me, choose me, love me.
🎊 Conclusion
From cheesy wordplay to spicy double meanings, these Mexican Word of the Day jokes are sure to bring laughs to any crowd.
Whether you’re looking to charm your crush, spice up a caption, or simply crack up your friends, there’s a joke here for everyone.
So go ahead—pick your favorite, share it loud, and keep the laughs coming. ¡Viva el humor!
