200+🎭 One Puns and Jokes: A Singularly Hilarious Collection! For 2025

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Top One Jokes

I only have one job: To make you laugh! And I’m crushing it!
Why did the one laptop break up with the other? It couldn’t connect.
Why did the one frog refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the river.
The one book on my shelf got lost: Guess it’s a real page-turner.
I’ve got just one question: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why do I have only one sock? Because I lost its mate in the laundry!
One plus one equals… A terrible relationship. You need more balance.
I told my one friend to take a step forward: He’s still in the same place.
Why did the one violinist get mad at the other? He was stringing him along!
I went on a diet to get one step closer to my goal: But I just got hungry again.
I have just one rule in life: Don’t take life too seriously.
Why did the one pencil break? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you get when you cross one rabbit with another? A hare-raising experience.
I only need one good excuse: But I always forget it.
I have just one word for you: Unbelievable!
Why did the one bird stop singing? It couldn’t find its tune.
One lightbulb walked into a bar: And it lit up the whole place.
I only have one regret: Not telling you these jokes earlier.
You only need one key to open a door: But I prefer a good laugh to unlock happiness.

Best Picks

“I only have one job: To make you laugh! And I’m crushing it!“
“One plus one equals… A terrible relationship. You need more balance.“

Clever One Puns

I had one job to do, but I didn’t nail it… guess I’m just knot good enough!
What’s one way to keep your plants alive? Give them just one reason to grow!
Did you hear about the one bee who couldn’t make up its mind? It was a real buzzkill.
One chicken walks into a bar: The bartender asks, “What are you clucking for?”
How does one toaster cheer up its friend? It pops by to say hello.
Why does the one pencil never get tired? It’s always sharp and ready to go!
Why did the one snowman break up with the other? He said, “You’re melting my heart.”
I’ve got only one thing on my mind: A pizza… I mean a piece of mind.
One carrot walked into the kitchen: The others couldn’t peace it together.
Why don’t skeletons have any fun? Because they’ve got only one bone to pick!
How do you know if someone is a ninja? It’s the one you didn’t see coming.
What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable? One piece of corn!
What does one snail say to another? “Hurry up!” Just kidding, we’re snails.”
One smart cookie said, “You can’t take life too bake-eriously.”
Why don’t ants ever get lost? Because they’re one with the ground.
Only one donut will make me happy: But I’ll hole out for more!
What do you call one bear that loves to play cards? A Poker bear.
Why did the one book cry? Because it was chaptered out.
One phone call later, I realized that there was no connection.
Did you hear about the one soda can? It’s pop-ular!

Best Picks

“One carrot walked into the kitchen: The others couldn’t peace it together.“
“What’s one way to keep your plants alive? Give them just one reason to grow!“

Funny One One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny One Jokes

I only have one thing to say: It’s pun-derful.
Why was the one computer cold? It left its Windows open.
What’s one thing you can’t do in a library? Whisper loudly!
One mushroom walked into a bar: The bartender said, “You’re fungi to be around.”
Why did the one gym member stop going? They didn’t want to work out.
I told the one dog to fetch a stick, but it just barked at me.
I tried to eat just one piece of cake: But one turned into a slice of trouble.
How does one spider keep its hair nice? It uses a web brush!
I only needed one cupcake: But I ate a dozen instead.
One snake slithered into a party: It was a hiss-terical sight.
Why did the one wall refuse to speak? It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
One person asked me if I was stressed: I said, “Just one more thing to deal with.”
Did you hear about the one broken pencil? It was a pointless situation.
One cat walked into a room: It was purr-fectly adorable.
What’s one way to make a joke less funny? Tell it twice.
One lemonade stand was in business for a while: Until it squeezed its last penny.
Why did the one shoe stop walking? It was tired.
One man told me he loved puns: But I’m sure he was pun-ishing himself.
I only need one shoe because I’m sandal-ing in the right direction.
Why do I always need one pencil? I have sketchy plans!

Best Picks

“I only have one thing to say: It’s pun-derful.“
“One mushroom walked into a bar: The bartender said, ‘You’re fungi to be around.’“

One QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about One

What’s one thing you should never do during a math exam? Answer in one equation.
Why does one cat always win at poker? Because it’s purrfect at bluffing.
What do you call one dog who’s great at math? An alge-bark specialist!
Why was the one phone always busy? Because it was talking all day!
Why did the one man go to the doctor? He was one sick joke.
What does one bird need to stay in shape? A tweet workout.
How can one umbrella keep you dry? It’s one size fits all!
What do you call one spider in a computer lab? A web developer.
What did one wall say to another? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
Why did the one pencil go to the party? It wanted to draw some attention.
What does one flower need to bloom? Sunshine and a little dirt!
How do you know if one person is a superhero? They always stand out.
Why was the one clock late? It was running out of time.
What does one computer use to surf the web? A mouse.
How did the one waiter handle the situation? He had to serve them all.
What’s one way to stay organized? Keep everything filed under ‘Puns’.
Why did the one chicken cross the road? To make eggs-tra progress.
What did the one pencil say to the other? “You’re pointless without me.”
What did one sandwich say to the other? Lettuce eat!
Why did the one actor always get the role? Because he was one in a million.

Best Picks

“What’s one thing you should never do during a math exam? Answer in one equation.“
“Why did the one pencil go to the party? It wanted to draw some attention.

Dad Jokes About One: Pun-Filled Quips

I asked my son if he wanted one piece of advice: He said, “Sure, but just one!”
Why don’t dads ever need two jokes? Because one dad joke is pun-derful enough!
What do you call a dad who only tells one joke? A punisher!
Why did the one dad refuse to tell another joke? He didn’t want to over-joke the situation.
I asked my dad why he only had one joke: He said, “Because one is egg-stra enough!”
What did the dad say when his son asked for one more joke? “I’m pun-dering if you can handle it.”
Why did the dad get one sock for Christmas? Because he’s one lucky guy.
Dad: Why did you bring just one potato? Me: Because it’s un-peel-ievably good.
What do you get when you cross one dad and a bad joke? A pun-ishing time!
Dad: “I’ll tell you one thing…” Me: “What is it?” Dad: “It’s pun-intentionally funny!”
Why did the one dad use a pencil? Because he wanted to draw attention.
My dad only had one piece of advice for me: “Never stop—unless it’s to eat!”
I only need one dad joke to explain this: “Because one pun is all I need!”
Why don’t dads tell just one joke? Because punishment is their business.
Dad: You want one more? Me: Not sure, but I’ll pun for it!
What did the one dad say to his son? “I pun-dered this joke, and it’s dad-approved!”
Dad: What’s one thing I can’t do? Me: “Tell a joke without a pun!”
Why did the one dad laugh when he told a joke? Because his humor was dad’s best pun-ishment.
What did the dad say after telling his last one-liner? “Well, that joke was punbelievable!”
Dad: You only need one thing to make a joke work! Me: “A pun-ishing sense of humor.”

Best Picks

“I asked my son if he wanted one piece of advice: He said, ‘Sure, but just one!“
“Why did the one dad refuse to tell another joke? He didn’t want to over-joke the situation.“

One Jokes and Puns for Kids

Why did the one dinosaur refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of the deck being stacked against him.
What did the one pencil say to the other? “You draw the line, I’ll erase it!”
Why did the one cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the one elephant bring a suitcase to school? Because it was packing for a trunkload of fun.
Why did the one lion fail its math test? Because it didn’t lion down its work!
What’s the one thing you’ll never see a ghost doing? Boogie-ing!
Why did the one bunny refuse to play basketball? Because it couldn’t hop to the hoop.
How did the one mouse feel after eating cheese? It was cheddar to pieces!
Why did the one cow sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to get mooved to tears.
What did the one fish say to the other? “Swim by sometime!”
Why did the one bird get so good at math? It was great at counting its worms!
What did the one dog say to its friend? “I paws it to you; you’re paw-some!”
What’s the one thing a pirate never forgets? His “treasure chest”.
Why did the one worm sit in the apple? It was a real apple of my eye!
What’s the one thing a rabbit loves doing? Hopping to new places!
Why did the one spider sit in a corner? It webbed a good spot!
Why did the one boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to climb to success!
What’s one thing you don’t do with a teddy bear? Hug it too hard!
Why did the one tiger join the circus? To show off its roar-some tricks!
What do you call one crazy ghost? A boo-lastic!

Best Picks

“Why did the one bunny refuse to play basketball? Because it couldn’t hop to the hoop.“
“Why did the one dinosaur refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of the deck being stacked against him.“

One Jokes and Puns for Elders

Why did the one elderly man bring a cane to the party? Because he wanted to walk in style.
What did the one old lady say when asked for a joke? “My memory’s a bit fuzzy, but let me reminisce.”
Why did the one elder carry a magnifying glass? To zoom in on the good times!
What’s one thing an elderly man will never forget? His grandkids’ birthdays.
Why did the one old man tell jokes to his plants? He thought they needed a little humor to grow.
What do you call one wrinkled man telling jokes? A punny elder!
Why did the one elderly woman refuse to play cards? She said she couldn’t deal with the stress!
How does one elderly couple stay active? By joking around every day.
What did the one old man say to the young guy? “Don’t worry, I’m not as outdated as you think.”
Why did the one grandparent refuse to wear glasses? They wanted to stay clear-headed.
Why did the one elderly woman talk about her age? “Because I never forget anything—except my keys!”
What’s one thing an old man said about his shoes? “They might be old, but they still walk the walk!”
What do you call one old man’s favorite hobby? Fishing for compliments!
Why did the one elder prefer a cane? “It gives me a little support.”
Why did the elderly woman bring her dog to the party? She wanted some paws-itive energy.
What’s one thing that always keeps an elder busy? Reading their favorite stories over and over again!
Why did the one old man sit in the shade? He was feeling a bit too sunny that day.
What’s one thing elders love to tell us? Their stories, no matter how many times we’ve heard them!
Why did the one elderly woman smile at the joke? It brought back fond memories.
What did one grandparent say to the other? “We’ve aged like fine wine!”

Best Picks

“Why did the one elderly woman refuse to play cards? She said she couldn’t deal with the stress!“
“What’s one thing that always keeps an elder busy? Reading their favorite stories over and over again!“

One Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

One meme went viral: Now it’s internet-famous.
Why did the one Reddit user post a joke? To get a karma boost.
What did the one tweet say to the other? “Let’s hash out our differences.”
Why did the one Facebook user post a pun? To reel in some likes!
What’s the one thing you can’t do on Reddit? Read a post without a comment!
Why did the one meme go downvoted? Because it was too old!
One Reddit post said: “No more lame memes” – but that’s just **punishment.
Why did the one tweet have no likes? It was short on humor.
What’s the one thing a Redditor will never do? Stop upvoting!
Why do social media users need only one phone? Because it’s connected to everything!
Why did the one meme post get shared 1000 times? Because it was just pun-believable!
What did the one Redditor say? “I’m going to post some puns now!”
Why did the one tweet get so many retweets? It was just pun-derful!
Why did the one Reddit user hate spoilers? It ruined the plot.
Why did the one meme become a hit? Because it was full of puns!
Why did the one Facebook post get so many likes? It was full of puns.
Why did the one Instagram post get so many followers? It clicked with everyone!
What did the one Twitter user say about puns? “Just pun-ishing myself!”
One meme that went viral: Because it was the pun of the century!
Why did the one Reddit user stop commenting? He pun-ished himself by over-posting.